Sunday, November 29, 2009
And my friend decides to puke all over my camera and casing as well as (thank god) my 150 Bath cardi.
The irony of it, someone just mentioned Tucker Max the day and how the guy's a legend for throwin up all the time just about at anything. And what better timing to happen to me !
We looked back at the pics that night and C said, 'Dude, the signs were all there. You were radiating. I could toast a bread on your face'. Yeah that was how lobster coloured his face was.
No names have been revealed to prevent further embarassment to the guy who 'exploded' in Al's Diner.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
The government has declared that end of the world is indeed coming and you don't have that 1 billion euros to get on the 'ship' that'll save you life.
It's a week away. What will you do?
a)Run amok and kill/plunder anyone in your path
b)Stay home with your family and wait for doomsday?
c) Crazy stuff you would never dare do in this world today. I remember last week I asked the exact same thing to a couple friend of mine and he chose to 'rob a bank'. Like WTF. So the other half said, if that was his preference, why not divorce and do things they have longed for seperately.
d) Hide in a bunker and hope Armageddon will just pass by
e) Screw your boss upside down and tell him/her/IT what a jerk he's been and QUIT. But before that spit in his/her/ITs face and you better be damn well sure that it's really the end of the world coming. (Disclaimer: Well this ain't gonna be me!!)
f) fCUK everyone you see??
Well, what would you do?
I'll prob. go with (c) and have a sinister plan in mind....chuckles***(only my devilicious fren, Jo-ANNA, would probably speculate what i would be up to !!)
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
You smell a strong stench and realize damnit, it's your colleague's body odour. What will you do?
(BTW, this is a real life situation that happened to a friend of mine)
a. go up to him and let him know he stinks like hell and get the boss to move his place
b. bear with it. After all you're assuming you guys will remain colleagues for a long, long time.
c. bitch about him/her to your other colleagues and let everyone have a taste of his bad BO.
d. quit your job. After all your crap ass pay won't get you far in the company anyway. You don't have to put up with the permeating smell.
The guy did (a)
Monday, November 16, 2009
Today I was visibly upset as I came to realize that something I desire may no longer be attainable. Gloomy Monday and a whole day's rain did nothing to cheer me up.
I decided to continue Rhonda Byrne's Daily Teachings as an absent minded me accidentally left 'The Lost Symbols' at the office - something which I engrossed in for the past 2 nights. Teaching Day 59 (as above) - well, if I followed her teachings, maybe my heart's desire will soon be within reach!
Check them out at http://justheavenly.blogspot.com/
And have a great Monday peeps. The start of the week is never fun!
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Ooh I LOVE U SO CAL..although I am in a effing foul mood now and u know why! But thanks! Love u babes!!
Sunday, November 8, 2009
At the Garden of Carcosa, waiting the arrival of the bride.
The view of Carcosa from the Garden....just stunning
Mama and Papa under the paper umbrellas...
After the drama with KLGUY the past week, my friends have become 'strangely fascinated' with this dude. Somehow, my strange friends came to a conclusion that Yellow Chimp must be KLGUY...since his command of English is perhaps on the same level as the chimp. Most of us can't even write or speak well to begin with...
So Jack-O came up with this brilliant idea to search for the REAL KLGUY. We all believe he's hiding amongst us!! HA HA HA
Could it be the soft spoken We-Chard who recently came back from Japan. They say quiet guys are the most dangerous and scary!
Or the mysterious man behind the pink fan....
Here's leaving you with a picture of Lau, Me, the stunning bride (love the dress) and mama...
Friday, November 6, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
and here's leaving you with a pic of Bert and mini-Bert
XoXo and have a good day peeps!
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Monday 8.14pm (Repeat msg X3)
KLGUY has left a new comment on your post "Bert is fresh and clean!": Haha..someone is trying to be an IMPOSTER of KLGUY. Good joke...but smart ppl can tell.Anyhow...i dont talk to strangers. So u guys out there...no need to offend me. Haha.
Monday 9.02pm (Repeat msg X1)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bert is fresh and clean!": Loongus...u are trying to hide something.
Monday 9.03pm (Repeat msg X1)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bert is fresh and clean!": i will hassle u until u reveal the truth. So keep blocking me...since i hv the time.
Monday 9.06pm (Repeat msg X1)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bert is fresh and clean!": So when this will stop? Unless u reveal to the world that some DUDE is imposting KLGUY.
Monday 9.08pm (Repeat msg X13)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bert is fresh and clean!": Haha..someone is trying to be an IMPOSTER of KLGUY. Good joke...but smart ppl can tell.Loongus...u owe me an apology. I will hassle u until u announce to the world there is an IMPOSTER of KLGUY out there.
Tuesday 12.03 am(Repeat msg X7)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bert is fresh and clean!": I m back to haunt u...hahaha.So u like to be devious...to party...to rebel...to be mischief...let it be. I was once worst than u...but luckily i woke up in time. Hahaha. If u want to proceed wth your strange habit...go ahead...now i dont care...since u dont k...let's all go partay and be bad...hahahaa.I will go on haunting u...unless u clear my name KLGuy (by saying there is an imposter out there)...then my promise to u...i will leave u alone...& u can stay bad forever.
Tuesday 12.4o am (Repeat msg X1) - here he starts to get REALLY desperate
Hahahaha.KLG (real):Let's go par-tay...and sizzle each other skin...oh yeah. I guess that is what u like yeah....oh yes. Itch...or...bitch...hahaha.KLG(fake): yup...she's seasoned to these. Loongus likes guys to b around her...or even carresssss her. Sheeee is a bitch...a pc of easy meat....that i agree.
Tuesday 12.55 am (Repeat msg X1)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bert is fresh and clean!": hahaha.haunttiing u.......get real/////i like to visit u someday....and meet u in real person...2 see the real u...to see hw bad u are.And we go par-tay....and be wild...and get wet.
Tuesday 1.45 am (Repeat msg X1) - 1.45 am, he's not out with friends or sleeping at at least taking care of his family (we found out he's likely to have a kid from his own blog post which he has since removed) -realthingkl.blogspot.com
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Bert is fresh and clean!": let's b wild...let's hv sex....someday
...and last night he starts again, which you all might have seen in the comment boxes:
Tuesday 8.45pm (repeat msg X1) - at least he's smarter now not to leave messages from office...
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "No more spamming!!!!": Needless 2email...u r in the wrong...and trying to fight back. Well, if u dare, let the world decide...who is right or wrong...by hiding the real KLguy...and creating a FAKE KLguy and simply commenting nonsense & putting words into my mouth...AND THAT IS FUCKINGLY WRONG!!! Understand IDIOT...U BETTER NOT GET INTO MY NERVES. And that is the 1st warning i m telling u...& I know where u are and u better apologise to clear my name. Otherwise...u will regret.
Tuesday 9.26pm (repeat X god knows how many times) - here he's trying to clear his name
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "No more spamming!!!!": MESSAGE TO EVERYONE...There is a DUDE out there who abuse my name KLGUY and put a FAKE KLGUY and blogged some insulting message - such action is very unprofessional and plain cowardice...and irresponsible.Here are the real events:-FAKE CASE 1:-KLGUY said... I'm a dighead.I admit I'm in love with her. Can we be friends?November 2, 2009 5:42 PM XXXXXXXXXXFAKE CASE 2:-KLGUY said... You don't even know how to spoof nicely.so what if I have a crush on her.Well, everyone has the right to fall in love & I would not stop whatever you all say.C'mon life is short... I do what I wanna do. Loongus... i think you should change your friends.November 2, 2009 7:32 PM XXXXXXXXXREAL CASE: (BUT WAS BLOCKED TO AVOID REVEALING THE TRUTH)KLGUY said... This post has been removed by a blog administrator. November 2, 2009 7:41 PM XXXXXXXXXFAKE CASE 3:-KLGUY said... I'm working near a golf course and packing my belongings, My office is just one of em commercial buildings, I probably have one brand of photocopier machines, Which is located near my cubicle space.I am who I am,You are who you are,Nothing can change how i feel and that is the truth, Trust me I have no fear although I don't have any proof.November 2, 2009 8:43 PM So whoever is the IDIOT...it is disrespecting and coward of u to use ppl's name and simply commenting nonsense on it. U deserved to be slapped by all the girls in this world.
Tuesday 9.45pm (repeat X4)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "No more spamming!!!!": So u are trying to hide the genuine KLGUY. Don't u think it is very IMMATURE to use a FAKE KLGUY name and defamed its name by putting up rubbish blogs comments.If u dare - just reveal everything...unless u have things to hide. Or are u the one who created the FAKE KLGUY...and downgrade the real KLGUY (by blocking its comments). As long as i still see my name is not cleared - u will be bombarded wth msg like this. U can choose to ignore it...but it will hang on to u for life...unless u change your blog name.Shame on u to abuse my BLOGs and feel coward to reveal it. U think those guys out there are nice ppl...pretendious it should be labelled.
Tuesday 10.08pm (Repeat msg X2)(yeah and yet again he's trying to clear his name..but read in between the lines, he's added some advice for PAR-TAY girls)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "No more spamming!!!!": Hey whoever is the Fake DUDE. Using a FAKE KLGUY name and hoping to downgrade its name...u are so IMMATURE, COWARD AND IRRESPONSIBLE. THE REAL SCENARIO:-FAKE CASE 1:KLGUY said... I'm a dighead.I admit I'm in love with her. Can we be friends?November 2, 2009 5:42 PM XXXXXXXXXXFAKE CASE 2:KLGUY said... You don't even know how to spoof nicely.so what if I have a crush on her.Well, everyone has the right to fall in love & I would not stop whatever you all say.C'mon life is short... I do what I wanna do. Loongus... i think you should change your friends.November 2, 2009 7:32 PM XXXXXXXXXREAL CASE - BUT WAS BLOCKED - (BCOS LOONGUS WANTED THE FAKE KLGUY TO INSULT FURTHER - HOPING EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE IT IS THE REAL KLGUY):-KLGUY said... This post has been removed by a blog administrator. November 2, 2009 7:41 PM XXXXXXXXXFAKE CASE 3:KLGUY said... I'm working near a golf course and packing my belongings, My office is just one of em commercial buildings, I probably have one brand of photocopier machines, Which is located near my cubicle space.I am who I am,You are who you are,Nothing can change how i feel and that is the truth, Trust me I have no fear although I don't have any proof.November 2, 2009 8:43 PM I mean no trouble - but irresponsible GUYS (are trying to be heroes...and trying to gain credit from Loongus)just bombarded KLGUY for nothing. I think all these GUYS ARE IMMATURE...they (the girls) will understand what i mean later. Remember & be careful par-tay girls....most guys are heartless...they just want to flirt around...that is their nature. Mark my words.
Tuesday 10.18pm (just before i locked my blog)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "No more spamming!!!!": ok...finally u allow my blogs to go through. Thanks..but...i still need a word from u (to the audience)...why did u BLOCK MY BLOG when i wanted to tell everyone (to be careful) about this FAKE KLGUY putting unnecessary comments using my name?So pls let the world know why u block my blog - and apologise on it.After doing this - MY WORD TO U...i will not write to u again...even if u choose to be "BAD"...just a word of caution...basically assume all guys have the intention to flirt with u...and u hv to be careful especially with your strange lifestyle.
Yeah peeps..happy working..and I'll prob continue my STRANGE lifestyle tonight over some beers!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
U have taught me well today! And thanks for the help you all are going to go through for me for the next few days!
To my frens, I've decided to privatise my blog after this KLGUY or FAKE KLGUY or NO FAKE KLGUY incident. I've a hard time figuring out whois who...
I have decided to turn the comment admin function on as i find certain people abusing it on my blog. From now on all comments that are posted in my blog needs to get approved by me!!
One thing though, I wanted to email this KLGUY since he has been spamming my email box to tell him to shut up unfortunately all I can do is to read his pathetic and desperate email messages.
To KLGUY... let me tell you something. I'm not going to approve any of your messages. If you got the guts email me at email@example.com so that I can email you back and tell you what a jerk you are and give you a piece of my mind!!!
YOU WILL DEFINITELY SEE SOMETHING VULGAR !!!!
Now for me to go to work...
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Oooh and my nice domestic help has given him eyes today! Hopefully it's waterproof marker.
XoXo..nice weather to be sleeping!
And to my dearest 'pah-tay' animal friends, here's someone who's saying I have only half my life left (is he implying I'll die by 60?), and I have spent a lot of time partying (strangely....for those who know me well enough should know what I enjoy doing best) and it's a STRANGE activity to be doing, I have decided to take his 'advice'. So to all of you out there, you know who you are - the 'big influencers' in my life, stop asking me to continue with this strange habit, it's also good for my ballooning weight too!!
p/s: see sue, we should not have partied during your hens night - should have asked shirley to plan some tea session (without the mashies or your terribly fattening onion soup) at Delicious instead. Aiya!