What women really want?

When a woman tells you,
'I am not angry at you' - how often does she really mean it?
'No I don't need an anniversary gift and no need to spend money on an expensive dinner'- But will she get pissed off if you don't show an inch of sincerity during that day.

When she says FINE in an argument, do you really expect the end of it?
When she gets you to quit drinking or smoking but you never seem to take the initiative, she retorts, 'Whatever'. But is that really the end of the argument and you're left to smoke and drink in peace?

She says,' I look fat in this.' If you agree, your being an asshole. If you disagree, she's certain you're lying.

So are women really complicated beings?
So men, when your woman says, 'I don't need flowers'. Be really sure that she either hates em' or have pollen allergy, otherwise you're in for a hard time!

A trip to the fortune teller..

Feeling bored this morning I decided to take a trip to the fortune teller. Over the years, I've seen many clairvoyants, fortune tellers etc. but nothing can beat the surprise I was in for today.

This lady is SPOT ON - as in 99%. Klang gangster girl, Sean recommended me to visit her and until now I've finally got the chance.

Just as I sat down and gave her some details - she started by saying that I was born with a good life - career and money wise. No worries!

However, the only thing that I will 4eva or at least for a majority of my life have 'weak' luck is in relationship with my significant half- be it man, woman or even animal or maybe even Bert. Well, I'm not going to bore you in depth about what she said. She even told me something that I totally had zero, nada, nil clue and was confident enough to tell me - you can choose not to believe me but it's all written all over your lifeline - of course which I will never find out unless I choose to ask the person involved (it NEVER occured to be that I would be BETRAYED in this manner). I swear my eyes must have bulged to double its size when she told me that. She also mentioned that recently 'someone' came into my life who could have given me the happiness I wanted, but at a price to pay - and her description of him - even I could not believe my ears on her preciseness!

I am not hard selling this lady - but she has indeed woken me up from my fairy tale and given me answers to a lot of things, about my character, my past and my present.

If you are really interested to look her up - it's Amy. 03 7727 0450. Her shop is somewhere opposite the Atria shopping centre parking lot. The signboard outside her little shoplot reads 'Amy Hairlines Unisex Saloon'.(yeah apparently you can also get your hair done after a fortune telling session!)

Reflections.......

I am bored.....

I read today that Kennysia has broken up. Was going through all his reader's comments when I came across a link to this 'Jay Chou - Where is our promised happiness?' video. Totally emo song with emo lyrics and even full english translation for the 'bananas' out there....

Our promised happiness never materialized but you will still have a special place in my heart.....

When something is lost forever...

I met you over a cup of coffee. Like finalllllyyy....

We talked about the past, the present, the future.

Our past will remain a memory, eternally.

The present is full of uncertainties, for me at least.

The future of us, there will never be one.

There's no point of us wondering 'what if', like you said.

There should be no regrets in life.

But you will always have a special place in my heart.

Listening to 'our song' while 'dreaming of you' (for tonight only!)

Here, I dedicate song to you (if you're reading this). Goodnight!

P/S: Thank you for the Hazelnut Hot Chocolate....

单恋。。

单恋一个人？接受一个真真正正能给你辛福的人，但是你才当他是普通朋友？What's your choice? Is it always better for a girl to opt for the latter?

人家常常说，找一个爱你多过你爱她的人比较好。但是这世界上，这样的事情可以发生吗？

Will true happiness ever come this way?

....waiting....waiting

How can you tell if you really like someone?

Late last night she confessed to her close friend, 'I think I really have feelings for 'him' already.'

How she could be so sure. 'What do you see in him?'

'Well, the way he talks is really cute and for other reasons you don't want me to disclose he he he.....'

'Are you sure it's not rebound (after your break up)?'

'I don't think so kuaaaa.'

So, the question here is, HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU'VE REALLY FALLEN FOR SOMEONE AND IT'S NOT A CASE OF PURE REBOUND?

If you smile that silly smile when you receive his sms, does that count? When you don't hear from him, you're so tempted to call to see how he's doing? You try to look you best when you see him? Even if it's just one call to ask a stupid one liner you're estatic?

When is it time to realize he may not be the one you're really after?

Lucky.....

QUICK UPDATE: sue ann has uploaded her birthday pics on www.limsueann.wordpress.com . I think more would be uploaded on FB


Time now...3.06pm. We just got back from Werners in KL....HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUE ANN. She got bloody drunk.... pics and camwhoring will come soon....I am also so goddamn sleepy.............but it must be the effect of the Glenfiddich. Hmm..having second thoughts now about having a pah-teeh for my 27th.......damn afraid if a flamin lambo will come my way....and I'll end up confessing things that I never thought I would....

hmm....some of you have given me shit the whole night.........:)

muahah ...is my feeling what u think it is??! or what you interpret it to be???

is this jason mraz's song a representation of exactly how I feel now or what you expect the outcome to be?

Lucky i'm in love with my best friend, lucky to have been where I have been, lucky to be coming home again....ooohhhh....they don't know how long it takes..waiting for a love like this...everytime we say goodbye...i wish we had one more kiss...i'll wait for you.......i promise you...i willllllllll.....

And you thought your date was cheap!

Couple of nights back, I went for Happy Hours with some friends, 2 Dudes and 1 Dudette.

And I thought I'd met with the date from hell (read here) till I heard Dudette's experience.

Now, Cheshire, this is really a shame to all mankind alike...

• Unshamefully asking you to foot his bill because he picked you up in his 'vroom vroom' car. And he's so damn proud of it because he's given us females a chance to proove what we're always fought for - equal rights!!!!!!!
• Because certain restaurants in Malaysia only allow credit card payments above RMXX, Mr Cheapskate daringly asks Ms Dudette to pay because he did not bring enough cash out and ain't gonna order more cause it's wastage. Obviously here's one fler who's never heard of ATM machines.
• Disallowing Ms Dudette to place her takeaway on his 'vroom vroom's car seat or carpet alike thinking it'll stain his 'wife'.

When you're on a first date. There's no such thing as equality!!!! The guy's gotta make the first impression right! Someone give me an AK47!

So at the end of the Happy Hour, 2 Dudes decided to 'check out'. 'Keep your money la. Later we're the next people to get bitched about', they stressed.

Disclaimer: This post is purely fictional (duhhhhhhh). If in case you're reading it and think it really relates to you, don't get alarmed. It's merely pure coincidence (ha ha). But in case it really does sound like something you're capable of, it's time to reflect and change or just go shoot yourself in the head.